>
> 1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
>
> 2. The farm was used to produce produce.
>
> 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
>
> 4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
>
> 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
>
> 6.. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
>
> 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
>
> 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
>
> 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
>
> 10. I did not object to the object.
>
> 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
>
> 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
>
> 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
>
> 14. The buck does certain things when does are present.
>
> There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor
> pine in
pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
>
> We take English for granted. . . but if we explore its paradoxes, we
> find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
>
> If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth Beth?
>
> One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese?
>
> Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
>
> If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
> them,
what do you call it?
>
> If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?
>
> If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
> 1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
>
> 2. The farm was used to produce produce.
>
> 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
>
> 4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
>
> 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
>
> 6.. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
>
> 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
>
> 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
>
> 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
>
> 10. I did not object to the object.
>
> 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
>
> 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
>
> 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
>
> 14. The buck does certain things when does are present.
>
> There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor
> pine in
pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
>
> We take English for granted. . . but if we explore its paradoxes, we
> find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
>
> If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth Beth?
>
> One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese?
>
> Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
>
> If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
> them,
what do you call it?
>
> If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?
>
> If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
